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Thursday, March 11. 2010NCIS: And now for something totally different...
Of the TV show, that is. The real NCIS appears to be inhabited by a bunch of boring, everyday government types. As referred to, say, a recalcitrant boss who mutters about ten words a week, a Hollywood-handsome field agent, an MIT dweeb turned battle-hardened warrior, an ex-Mossad assassin who can kill you sixteen different ways with a paper clip... and a Goth forensics expert with a great pair of thighs. So we've got that going for us. Pic: In a valiant effort to atone for the grievous sexism portrayed in last week's NCIS post of a hot, seriously-stacked Director Jenny, the fabled Dr. Mercury dares to break new blogground by being man enough to post a picture of a young, bare-chested Mark Harmon. Appreciate it while it lasts, ladies. Events like this aren't called 'firsts' for nothin'. Below the fold is something I can almost guarantee you've never seen on the Web before. Or heard, to be precise.
Note: These videos are designed to be played in full-screen mode. Click on the little symbol on the player's tool bar to pop them open. The keyboard's left and right arrow keys act as an 'instant replay' and 'quick forward'; the up and down arrow keys control the volume. Previous NCIS posts are here. First, a couple of quick clips to get us in the mood for the main attraction. I asked for suggestions and someone mentioned this great scene indicating that neither Jenny or Abby are women to be trifled with: That's actually kind of an intriguing line (on the writer's part) when Abby says, "You're a really, really good person", because it forces the head nurse to admit to herself that she's not a good person; that the only reason she let Abby in was because she'd just been strong-armed by Jenny. It was a small but quick slap at the bureaucratic mind. By the way, have you noticed how Probie has slimmed down recently? Here are two quick scenes, one from his first appearance and one from a recent show. Watch how the pudginess in his face disappears:
Kudos to Sean Murray for making the effort. Careful, Probie — another ten pounds and you're going to look gaunt! Murray also deserves credit for slowly but steadily 'maturing' his onscreen character. I recently watched his first few episodes and, indeed, he was the stereotypical pudgy, pasty-faced computer dweeb. There was even one particularly gory episode where he had thoughts of quitting field work altogether. But after Somalia (the episode in my first NCIS post), things changed. However brief, you can plainly see in the above clip that he's not playing second string to anybody in the field these days. And now... (trumpets blare, spotlight hits the center ring) I promised you something different, and I shall comply. I think you're really going to enjoy this. I've never even heard of anyone doing it on the Web. Every season, in the DVD sets, there are two or three shows that have a "director's track" alongside the regular audio track. I've given most of the director's tracks a try, and most of them were pretty bad. Usually because there was a grown-up involved. Talk about ruining everything. In one case, Pauley Perrette did a show with the producer and it was a total bust. She just couldn't be herself with a grown-up around. Ditto the show Cote de Pablo did with the episode's director. Michael Weatherly did one with — of all people — his mother beside him. But then there's this episode. Somehow, some way, someone missed assigning a grown-up to the mix and the results are sheer delight. Our 'cast' is composed of Pauley Perrette, Michael Weatherly and John Kelley, the episode's writer. The kids really let it all hang out. One word of warning: This is not a happy episode. Something bad happens, just in case you haven't seen it yet. So you might want to watch the real episode first, then the one with the gang. Presenting 'Twilight':
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The real NCIS has a number of 'stars' to look at, the USS New Jersey's gun accident, read Dick Marcinko's biography. Pretty cool record.
I bet you're entirely correct. Real life is often wilder and weirder than anything Hollywood can dream up. Looking over Mr. Marcinko's Amazon page, is there one you'd particularly recommend?
Yea, it's the "Rogue Warrior", amazon page:
http://www.amazon.com/Rogue-Warrior-Richard-Marcinko/dp/0671795937/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1268352098&sr=8-3 All the rest are poor ghostwritten fictional pieces promulgated by Dick. Dick is not everything he wrote about, obviously, but I'd say 70% of the book is accurate. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Marcinko is also a reasonably good reference. NIS figured heavily in his later years career in the Navy. Good job, Probie.
er Dr Mercury. I forgot about Abby's purse of stuff. Thanks Now to plumb the depths of my IE cache.... And thanks to you, LWMSWBPI, for reminding me last week about such a great scene. It's inspired me to put together an 'Abby retrospect' for next week. Abby as Marilyn Monroe? Always a winner.
And speaking of your browser's cache, stay tuned for a post tomorrow on playing, saving and converting web videos. The bitch is the new FLV format that so many players can't play. That's what'll be in your cache from this post. I found a terrific free player called KM Player that does the trick, and I've got a great free converter on tap for when someone wants to convert an FLV to a more normal format. Apropos of nothing, I don't watch TV other than appointment viewing at 7:00 PM - OvationTV "Later w/Jools Holland". There hasn't been a decent TV show "Tour of Duty" was canceled.
BD - Scott Brown wishes! Mr. Brown's a nice-looking guy, but -- if I read the forums right -- Harmon's got that 'special something'. I won't try to define it any more than that.
SS/DV - Thanks, I'll grab it. My work takes me to the coast of Georgia where there is a facility to which police from all over the world come to train. The most popular bar & grill near the facility has the walls covered with shoulder patches and other police memorabilia from just about everywhere. The first time I went in there about ten years or so ago, I sat next to two NCIS guys. We had a fun evening discussing them having their own tv show, what training they were doing, and how the reality differed from the tv show. Good guys with whom to share a meal and a beer.
My favorite Abby-and-Jenny scene is from "Twisted Sister," fourth season. Actually it's Abby, Gibbs, and Jenny. Jenny has sent Tony "home," about which Gibbs is justifiably peeved because it left him with only half a team. They're about to tear into each other when Abby starts doing a back-and-forth, even imitating (badly) both their voices.
"The kids don't like it when mommy and daddy fight." [snork] Wolfs - Perfect! I was looking for a 'hook' for next week's post, and was thinking of doing an Abby review, but needed something to tie the theme together. Collecting scenes of Abby imitating Gibbs fits the bill nicely.
Along with 'Twisted Sister', the scene I want to track down took place with Abby alone in her lab doing the whole Gibbs routine, starting with "What'ya got, Abbs?" Any idea which episode that might be? I just now asked in the CBS NCIS forum. Hopefully somebody'll know. I checked wikipedia and learned that NCIS is a show on TV.
I look thru Maggies Farm every day and see lots of good valuable information...........trivial television trash seems a poor fit with the otherwise excellent purpose of the website. Watch it, bruce wayne. NCIS is not "television trash." It is an extremely well-made, well-scripted television show, with characters who are interesting, intelligently crafted and engaging. There are dam’ few television shows today which can compete, and none which do exceed it.
Take it from an old lady who has been watching TV and evaluating it since before you were born. Marianne Really?
I am 59 years old and have NEVER owned a TV I HAVE built garages, barns and one 40X135 foot warehouse, built several Harleys from the frame up, 1930s Ford cars from the frame up and maintained a fleet of 25 cars, and 5 renthouses, all while you were non productively watching tv. Plus I had a day job and raised two sons without a wife. The boys are now an Electrical Engineer and a Certified Jeweler MM: You are spot on ! But, we must remember that anyone born after 1948 probably does not have the same ethical/moral value system upon which to base their opinions! I pity those who came after--how can they truly enjoy subtle elegance, or maleness for that matter!
With regard to the cold fish in the army leadership role that Gibbs was dating for a while--did they ever explain where she went, or why? I might have missed one or two, but not many. I am glad they wrote her out and that Gibbs handled the relationship in the way that he did!
As far as I can see NCIS is the only not PC tv series worth watching. I keep waiting for them to add a "gay" person to the team. When that happens I will stop watching!! I am surprised that NCIS has been able to avoid the typical route that most tv series go through: develop a good rating and then have the Hollywood inside poiticos start fighting for a control position. You can immediately tell when this happens because the original script writers are replaced with somebody's kid, or "partner"! Said replacement not having near the same creative and artistic talent as the original writers. FW - She moved to Hawaii. There was a scene of Jenny reading an article on her in some in-house publication, then she hurridly puts it away as Gibbs walks in and that was the last that was ever said about her. While I wouldn't exactly call her a 'cold fish' (there were a couple of scenes in his basement where she let her hair down -- literally and figuratively), she definitely wasn't the one for Gibbs. Besides, as I recall, she wasn't even a redhead.
Bruce - Two weeks ago you reminded us that NCIS was a TV show and "IS NOT REAL!" Remember that? This week, you have to look up NCIS on Wikipedia to find out it's a TV show. Please make up your mind before next week. :) Bruce Wayne [or Batman, if you prefer] ... Why does snarling at me for ["productively watching TV] justify your point? Congratulations for being a good mechanic and building various structures, but how does that qualify you to criticize me and my life? I didn't ask for your resume. But it does occur to me, that if you "have never owned a TV' that perhaps you are ill-qualified to judge the decline in excellence of the programs presented thereon.
As far as my life is concerned, I was a writer and editor all of my working life, except for two years as a Public Relations Director for a large bank. I am now 81 years old and living in retirement, so I have more time to monitor what's on the tube. And what's being presented on various blogs. Maggiesfarm is one of the best blogs on the Internet, with courteous and knowledgeable blog staff and interested and interesting commenters. If I were to give you advice, as you have felt free to give me admonitions, perhaps you might wait a little and read the blog more carefully before you comment on the opinions expressed here and those others who comment on it. Just a suggestion ... Marianne MM - I was going to ask him something along the same lines. If he's never owned a TV, how can he claim TV shows are "non-productive"? Isn't that like criticizing a movie or book you haven't watched or read?
Bruce (his close friends call him 'Bats') also seems a little unclear as to what the word "eclectic" means. Yes, Bruce, TV shows aren't as important as global warming and health care, but so what? If a site calls itself 'eclectic' (as in our banner), then by definition that means "one of everything", regardless of its 'importance rating'. The one odd thing, MM, is why Bats is commenting at all. If he's so disinterested in TV shows, why is he clicking the 'Read more' link in the first place? BTW, I can tell you were an editor most of your life. You actually know the rules regarding commas. :) dear Dr. Merc ... Thanks for the kind words, dear man. Anent commas, in case you haven't discovered it yet, there's a great little monograph-sized book called "Eats, Shoots and Leaves" written by a charmingly obsessed English lady whose name escapes me at the moment. She is distressed at the misuse of commas and other clarifying devices in our common language. In fact, she is so distressed that she carries chalk around with her when she is out and about, and when she encounters some glaring mistakes on signs and notices, she corrects them with her chalk. At least she corrects those she can reach. I don't know what she does about billboards.
Marianne I love the English, who still prize eccentricity... I'd like to see a couple of episodes in which NCIS conspires to withhold exculpatory evidence so as to make it easier to convict innocent Marines of non-existent war crimes.
No prob, buddy! I just talked to Mr. Belisario, the producer, and he said a show with that exact theme should be coming up in a few weeks. Just after the show where they replace Tony with a gay field agent played by Richard Simmons. :)
"I look thru Maggies Farm every day and see lots of good valuable information...........trivial television trash seems a poor fit with the otherwise excellent purpose of the website.
#8 bruce wayne " bruce has never owned a tv but is internet savy? Snort. BS detector on full alert. He probably only watches "reality shows" on the non-tv. Greg -
Under the heading "unclear on the concept" (or, in this case, the definition of the word "eclectic"), what was particularly amusing was what happened after bruce claimed my post didn't belong with the usual "valuable information" on Maggie's: A few posts later Gwinnie posted "Virtual Skeet", a mindless shoot-em-up designed for people with the IQ of a banana. Myself, I scored an 88% accuracy rating with on the very first round -- but then, I play Duke Nukem, so I'm expected to be good. But you have to admit, that was pretty funny. Right on the tail of bruce's complaint, Gwinnie makes the most mindless post in Maggie's history. Say, speaking of mindless, moronic posts (my specialty, thanks), tomorrow I'll post the only online game I've ever liked. Hell, after "Virtual Skeet", there's nowhere to go but up. :) Dr. Merc.
I was laid up last fall and for a while books and tv were what I could do 24/7. NCIS was a new discovery and I was captivated. Thanks for the ensight. It was tough at first watching the shows out of order on satellite. The episode when Kate was killed really startled me. The writers know how to keep you on edge. I should spring for the DVDs but...since I'm back to work, tv takes a back seat again. Greg - Glad you're enjoying the posts. If you're with Netflix or Blockbuster, they've got the seasons on DVD. After BD mentioned the show a few months ago, that's what I did -- started with season one, episode one. And speaking of Caitlin's death, were you aware that's the episode up above? It's odd that the three people doing the director's track chose that particularly gloomy episode to do, but maybe they didn't have a choice.
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I didn't open the link until this morning. Seriously funny! Greg - It was great, wasn't it? You certainly have the feeling while watching the show that both Weatherely and Perrette are probably pretty funny people in real life (ditto Mark Harmon), but it never really comes across since they're in a 'serious' job. Even the interviews they give are somewhat stilted. But here in the dark confines of a private showing, you really get a feel for who they are.
One thing I found interesting is that it's obvious that Weatherely has an immense amount of respect for Sean Murray. And deservedly, as I noted in the post. Murray has done a tremendous job maturing his character. One word we never thought we'd use with Probie is "tough", but as displayed briefly in the above clip, that's exactly what he's turned into. Big Abbs-fest next week -- hoo-rah! Dr.
Just finished viewing the other clips. Whew. Actors love to talk. I have to tell you that while I was at home so much and saw the Caitlin death, I googlrd the show. I've never bothered to do that before! For a tv show? Authors, composers, yes! TV? That's when I realized Sasha was probably planning to leave because she was pregnant and gettin married. I'm guessing but it seems likely. Anyway, it shows I'm way behind in popular culture. G - I tend to use this page for general reference, like who did the background song, but when trying to figure out where I've seen some guest actor before, I usually head for the faithful IMDb.
So, got a favorite episode? Next week I'm going to post the one where Abby worked for that secret government lab, then after that I'm planning on showing 'Requium', the one where Gibbs deals with his daughter's best friend growing up. After that, though, I'm open to suggestions. Dr.
I do. Because I saw the episodes so out of order, the one where Gibbs was on Air Foece One and met Caitlin was interesting. I only saw it once, but I seem to recall Gibbs saying thank you to the FBI for censoring her (knowing he would aquire an agent). Pretty cool. Number 2 would be any that shows how well Gibbs relates to kids. Dr.
Sorry for commenting so much, but had to thank you for a tip months ago. The snipping tool in Vista. Didn't know I had it and now use it a lot. Thanks. You bet. I thought the way one can directly email the snaps to be particularly handy. A great little tool.
G - Excellent suggestion. The show was 'Yankee White' and I mentioned it briefly is the second NCIS post. And you're right, it was very clever the way Gibbs set up Caitlin for a fall -- knowing he was going to snag her on the way out. It was the first episode I saw and right out of the gate I knew there was something special about the show.
As far as Gibbs & kids go, there were two that spring to mind. One was the boy scout taking a tour of NCIS headquarters when it was discovered his was a "missing child". The other was when the team adopted the kid whose dad had been abducted at the fair. Both were superb, and both showed that side of Gibbs you're referring to. I'll watch them again and post the better of the two -- if not both. |
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