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Saturday, November 28. 2009Christmas gift ideas: hi-tech to lo-tech My guess is that you know a very special someone who uses a computer. Someone who's using it right now, in fact, and you'd like to give that special someone a really nice computer gift for Christmas. And, honestly, who knows that special someone's needs and tastes better than you do, right? That's why you're the perfect person to make this decision. Following are twelve gift ideas that I think would spruce up anyone's rig. Some may seem silly, like the reason for the Sceptre monitor, but it's the little things that are sometimes the most appreciated.
Find the disc you want in the computer database program, click 'Eject', the carousel spins around and out it slides. Holds 150 discs. Price usually lists for $129, sometimes they go on sale. Home site is here, much more info here. "Hey, Doc, this shopping for someone special is great! My special someone is going to be so appreciative!" That's what giving is all about.
If 3. Small Items Tray w/LCD Monitor Attachment
Now don't laugh. If that special someone is going to be buying an LCD monitor anyway, this is not only an outstanding monitor on its own, but the base is the perfect place to stash pens, pencils, nail clippers, fingernail file, small scissors, tweezers, coins, keys, whatever. Here's a Target link. 4. Verizon Wireless
For that someone special on the go, this is a great service. Home site is here. Even out here in the boonies of the Florida Keys I've had superb results. As the icy winter temperatures plummet into the low upper-mid 70's, I find myself taking my laptop over to the tiki hut, draping the obligatory floral leis around my neck, grabbing my ukulele, greeting the wahinis with hugs and kisses, then firing up the Verizon Wireless so we tropical islanders can tune in to Weather.com and marvel with wonderment and awe at what our fellow Americans will endure. Willingly, I might add. So it has its cultural benefits, as well as practical benefits. 5. Coffee Mug Warmer
I couldn't function without this gem. Get it at K-Mart, Wal-Mart, a decent hardware store, etc. Make sure you get a 120v unit, and ideally the switch and pilot light should be visible to remind you it's on. Some of them put the switch on the back, which is awkward to reach if there's a cup in place, and some don't have a pilot light. 6. Backup Power Supply
Granted, if As it is with men, it's the size of the joules that count, not watts in the unit. Dollar for dollar, the APC looks like the best buy. Found, coincidentally enough, at Best Buy.
Home site is here. Click on 'Keyboards', 'Product Matrix'. The one I like is right at the top of the list, the "CLASSIC-P1". The "P" means it has a PS/2 jack which I'd strongly recommend over a USB. If your tower doesn't have a PS/2 jack (it'll be a round jack outlined in purple right next to the green mouse jack), the USB model is down the page. There are separate listings for black and white units. I have a post on keyboarding here. 8. Small Desk Lamps w/Dimmer
Give K-Mart or Wal-Mart a try. And, since this special someone is so very special, the 'gift' part isn't just the lamps, but your going to the hardware store and buying a dimmer and faceplate and possibly an extension cord and cutting into the lines going to the lamps and splicing them into the dimmer and then taking some double-sided 'mirror tape' and sticking the dimmer over to one side of the computer table so it looks nice and tidy, all without blowing anything up or catching the place on fire. 9. Foot Warmers Back in my frivolous youth, I lived for three years in what is generally referred to as 'The Great Frozen North' or 'The Arctic Wasteland', complete with igloos and dog sleds and all the rest. You might know it as the state of New England. It was tiny and quaint by my California standards, and had these adorable principalities named "Vermah" and "N'ampshah" and the main one, "Maine", spelled in that delightful Olde English way to give it a real air of authenticity. I believe the area was originally settled by Scandinavians who sold tulips and wooden shoes by the roadside and then invented car insurance. (I had a public education) Well, I'd have to say my time in the beautiful state of New England was well spent. I learned how to properly boil a pot roast, how to tap a Molasses Tree for honey, how to laugh off a minus-20 degree day wearing nothing but a t-shirt and Bermuda shorts, and, most importantly, how to warm back up on the aforementioned minus-20 degree day when the batteries in my electric socks gave out. It all starts with the feet:
Keep the feet toasty and it's just amazing how warm the rest of the body feels. The socks are terrific outdoors. In my Frozen North days, I'd put the mega-boots on the radiator to warm up, slip a fresh rechargeable battery into the socks and be the happiest camper out there in the mild, "slightly blustery" average New England minus-20 degree day. A site with the socks is here and a good source for the heating pad is here. As far as using the floor pad inside, it gets way too hot when plugged straight into the wall. It needs to be on some kind of Lo-Med-Hi control. The above site sells an in-line control which you should pick up unless you want to be double-hip and use something like this:
The floor pad needs a 'motor control', like for ceiling fans, not just a light dimmer. In the above dual control, you'd put the cute desk lamps on the dimmer side and the heating pad on the 'motor' side. 10. Movie Headphones
People who suddenly get a wide-screen TV will claim, "It adds a whole new dimension to the movie!" And they're right, it does. In their own way, so do headphones. Some of the directors out there take the whole stereo thing very seriously. If there's an off-screen knock on the door five feet to your left, it'll sound like it's five feet to your left in the headphones. It's like you beat the camera and the viewing audience to the spot. And if some space battlecruiser goes tearing across the screen, brace yourself. It'll probably punch its way right through the center of your brain. The trick to enjoying movies with headphones is that they can't touch the ear or they become painful after a while. These Sonys are cup-shaped and stay off the ear. The pads are real squishy and comfy and the top band is padded. I specifically recommend the Sony MDR7506 model as found here. 11. Epson Printer w/Disc Tray
I haven't tried one of these yet (my current Epson refuses to die, dammit) but it looks pretty cool. Not only do you get photographic-quality prints, but they even have blank discs with glossy labels available. You don't get that look even with commercial DVDs, so it would have a real classy feel to it. Imagine doing up a disc as a gift with the face of the recipient looking out at them from the jewel box. It'd be a big hit with kids and grandparents alike. I did a whole post on the subject here. 12. Camera w/Docking Bay
As simple a contraption as this is, I consider it an outstanding innovation. In one move it eliminates any pesky cables, smart cards, and worry about keeping the batteries up. It starts the recharging as soon as you dock the camera and a window automagically pops open on the computer with your fresh pictures, ready for viewing and transferring. You leave the camera on the base until it's fully recharged then put it away. The base is fairly small and can usually find a home on the edge of the computer table or on top of the tower. If that special someone's current camera is already dock-ready, you'd just need the base. You'll see an electronic jack on the bottom of the camera if it is. Otherwise, I'd buy the two as a unit, just to make sure they're 100% compatible. Again, I'm sure we both agree how very special this someone special is in your life, and there's no question they richly deserve any gift on this page. And maybe even more than one, if they're extra special.
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I saw an ad for a DVD rewinder, I forget which magazine. Been trying to find one for my daughter.
An excellent choice, and I'm a little embarrassed I failed to include it. It's claimed that rewinding a DVD manually with your own system is good enough, but I figure if there are professional units out there, then they must know something we don't. Why take the chance?
The Computer Dinner Desk would land me in divorce court. Whether I bought it for myself or if she bought it for me. Either way.
Funniest comment of the week. :)
/probably because it was true So Doc, how DO you like your VZW service? (tiki hut snark removed) Do you find you often exceed your 5GB download allowance? I find 5GB a bit restrictive since Sprint has the $99 plan for everything. The major dinosaur company I work for can get away with having unlimited GB's with their Major Account agreement.... but as a DBA slave, I don't have the pocket depth to cover $.25/MB after exceeding 5GB. That may be OK for email (except for LOTUS notes...where that would be exceeded in the first day with their screen refresh B.S.) only but it seems stingy for real work.
I'd go with Sprint, but I have run out of patience. My problem with Sprint is their coverage and service S.U.C.K.S.....and after 8 years as a Sprint sucker, I'm leaving as soon as this contract expires. Well, as service goes, it's been outstanding. In almost two years I think it's been down twice, and only for a half-hour or so. My cable services used to go out for hours on end as one calamity after another struck.
I don't have a 5 GB limit, though. I don't have any details, like the account 'type', except it costs something like $56/mo. I'm sure I told them "unlimited" when I signed up, knowing what a download junkie I can be. The hi-def episode of 'House' I grab from Usenet every week (don't have a TV) is a gig by itself. Lucky you to have unlimited Verizon wireless card for so little money. Around here, they hold one to the 5GB limit (which doesn't allow for much photo , video or music sharing/downloading) and charge astronomical rates above that. With three teenagers and several serious photographers in the family, such a cap would be awful. Furthermore, around here, one has to sign up for a two year contract minimum, which commits one to spend $1440 YIKES!
Where I live, the corporate types, regular people and technogeeks agree that Verizon has the best voice service bar none (in our town there are 5 Verizon towers and just 1 tower for the other providers---wonder if anybody got to anybody for that to have happened???), but that Sprint has the best and cheapest wireless data service. Fastest, best reception, cheapest (true unlimited per month for $60). I don't understand how they are able to do so well with data and appallingly with voice. It is also true on a Blackberry--faster, more reliable data thru Sprint. One of the issues one needs to pursue when signing up for one of these wireless card plans (especially given the ferocious and expensive contracts one gets forced into) is where you plan to use it. We want one primarily for all the times we are on the road (kids scattered and weekend place in a remote area where most of the service one gets at all is roaming). Many of the carriers have fine print that say if you use your wireless card on this roaming (as, for example, in our mountain den), you can be charged astronomical rates for the data. By contrast, my Blackberry (tho pathetically small for my old eyes) can surf the net and send emails up in the boonies with no extra charges. I try to soothe my withdrawal internet pangs when up there by saying it's God's way of limiting my computer time... An Iphone might have been a good compromise for mobile internet as the screen is nice and big, but AT and T gets zero reception in our mountain place and extremely slow data where we live most of the year. What good is the prettiest gadget on the planet if it doesn't work?? One compromise many adopt is to turn a Blackberry into a tethering device, whereby one can connect it and use it as a modem for a laptop or even a desktop in some remote place like our den (which is so remote there is no cable, or dsl and we do not even have a landline). This can cost 40 extra a month and usually has the loathsome 5 gb a month limit (even with Sprint) but has the advantage of being able to be turned on and off as needed without a contract. WE, for example, use our den primarily APril thru October. We find that the only free wifi we can find is in Starbucks (sometimes, depending on the whim of ATandT), in certain state welcome stations, and some McDonalds on the highways, plus our local library. So wifi is not a realistic thing to rely on travelling. For those who simply want to be able to use the internet in their country homes (us), one compromise is satellite . It is slow and doesn't allow that many email addresses (with a large family this is a problem). It's usually about 90 a month for a reasonable plan. WE can't afford it, alas. BUt my mountain neighbor, with tattoes all over, lives in a log cabin w many dobermans, bikes, and cooped up all winter with two teenaged sons, says 100 a month is worth it so they can play Halo....albeit sluggish connection as the cloud cover interferes in winter with satellite internet. As far as Sprint goes, we have it better than most because we have a decent local store with a helpful and honest local franchisee owner who makes it bearable dealing with the company. We stick with Sprint for the sake of the data and cheap plan and cheap texts, gps, email, internet, etc. I'm getting an anti-spam prevention block. So I'll try it this way. The wireless company with the V name does have a 5 gigabyte monthly cap. They've enforced it in the past but I believe they've toned it down a bit.
The company with the S name has gone down the same path. Try googling - I can't get past the anti-spam with the URL in there. That must be for a particular plan, or else I've got a particular plan. I easily downloaded 10 GB last month, probably much more. Maybe they've capped it since I got the account and I'm being grandfathered in. Dunno. I wouldn't have gotten it with a 5 GB cap. In the day of video, that's nuthin'.
You guys don't know how good you have it! I've never found a wireless system that can deliver to where I am, so I'm stuck with HughesNet, and a 400MB (that's MB, not GB) daily limit, which can't be increased even if I'm willing to pay more. Every now and then I have to go to the houses of friends with cable, which is creeping out towards my house and now is only a couple of miles away, and catch up on my software update downloads.
A quick comment on the keyboard from a friend who read the article:
"Wow! I love the new keyboard! Or rather my fingers love it. I just edited a small article for someone and I think it was the first time I'd ever edited something and never looked at the keyboard once. Like you said in the post, I always find myself stealing a quick glance when it's important and I'm about ready to hit the Enter key, just to make sure. No need with this little jewel!" He's right about the fingers "loving it". It's hard to explain the logistics involved but making the Enter and Backspace keys unique with their large size, combined with the unique loacation of the Delete key, makes cut & pasting a real breeze. One more quick update: someone in my Usenet group said the Epson printer works terrifically on discs. He said they looked "superb" at the high print quality settings, and that was just using the normal stuff, not the glossy discs. They should really look outstanding.
Tex -
"so I'm stuck with HughesNet, and a 400MB (that's MB, not GB) daily limit" What? You call that a "limit"?? 400 MB should be plenty! Hold on a sec... (tick-tick-tick-tick-tick) Okay, the largest video I have on my site is "The Great Global Warming Swindle", weighing in at a cool 1,140 megs. So, by my calculations, it would only take you a mere three days to watch it. And you call that "constrictive"?? Boy, you kids today sure are spoiled. When I was growing up back in the 60's, that thing would have taken five or six days to watch! Of course, it would have been called "The Great Global Cooling Swindle", but that's another story. Doc, I did a scan of your old posts and reread the one on security suite software which had a date of May 2008 I believe. Any updates one the best ones to go with?
Mike -
Funny you should mention it. I just took the hot new Norton 360 out for a spin yesterday and was thinking about doing a review on it. It would be like the review I did on Windows 7. For the 'average' user, I'd probably go with the Norton suite. It keeps its beady little eyes on everything you do and isn't near as obtrusive (meaning, slowing down the system with its constant real-time scanning) as Nortons of old. For tweakers and geeks, though, it was awful. For starters, I spent an hour looking and never did figure out a way to just scan one partition. It insists on doing them all, and when you've got about a bzillion gigs of stuff scattered over eight partitions, that's a serious waste of time. Plus, I have some patch programs and such on a few of those drives, which apparently aren't 'real' programs and a scan will quarantine them. Also, the first thing it did was insist I remove Norton SystemWorks 2008 or it wouldn't continue. And how sucky is that? I didn't get that far, but I presume it would have stopped me from reinstalling it later. What a hardware-checking program like DiscDoctor has to do with Internet security is anybody's guess. They just want me to buy a newer version, the greedy assholes. As far as general options go, they're almost all history. Like Microsoft and Windows 7, Symantec has obviously spent an enormous amount of money investigating the issue and has come to the conclusion that we're all blithering idiots. So, like Win7, the fewer options we're given, the less likely it is we'll get into trouble. Hmph. But, as I said, for the 'average' user with one or two partitions and an average number of files, I'd recommend 360 over everything else. Symantec's heuristics (the ability to detect a virus that's not in the database) has always been top-notch. I'm sticking with Zone Alarm, though, so I can maintain more control over it. And not have to buy another SystemWorks, of course. Hmph again. Doc, thanks for the info. I'm a little hesitant to use Norton after attempting to load it on my XP desktop several years ago. What a slug, damn near took a sledge hammer to the pc. Have you done any work with Vipre's software? I understand it doesn't include firewall support but it is supposed to be simple to use and will not slow the pc's processes. Oh yes, I should reveal that right now I'm using Windows Live OneCare...hey, it was free...but subscription coming due so I figure it was time to do a little research.
Mike -
The whole point of 360 is that they finally overcame the 'draggy' problem they've had in the past. That's what all the reviewers harp on. I found it added a teensy delay here and there, but nothing noteworthy. With that said, it should be noted that there should be some slowness added to the system or it's not doing its job. The delay is caused by it scanning virtually every file you open, create, alter, amend, whatever. So if you install an anti-virus/spyware program and it adds zero delay to the system, I'd be suspicious. Personally, I leave the real-time protection off. I'm pretty careful about what comes into the computer from the outside, and I can always scan downloads and such manually. I don't like any drag on the system. Clar -
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